Me, Jaclyn, and the children are finally back from a weekend of dog-sitting. Wow. What an ungodly boring weekend. First of all, the house is equipped with basic cable only!!!! Are you f****** kidding me - basic cable? Sucks! And on top of the shitty selection of channels, their computer is slow as hell and no wireless to connect my laptop to. Hell, the house is so far out in the county, no neighbor is close enough for me to steal their wireless. If I wanted to hook up directly to the connection, I would have been in a room in the corner of the house, sitting in an uncomfortable chair and surrounded by cats, so it was a big "NO THANKS" on that one.

I had no Internet for two damn days, people. No HBO, no Cinamax, no Showtime, no Starz, nothing! Jesus. Color me spoiled, ungrateful, and ignorant of "the way we had lived" all you want. But, while you're doing that, I'll be blogging!