If you watch the news, you've probably heard of President Obama's recent act of animal cruelty. This inhumane, volatile, disgusting, and appalling act is indeed quite distressing. Our President, our leader, our representative to the world swatted a fly - and worst of all, he did it on camera.

Oh, the horror! The horror!

Okay, you've now realized I'm jivin'; that I'm making fun of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), one of the most ridiculous groups in the history of the world.

Here is what they said in response to Obama's murderous act: "We support compassion even for the most curious, smallest and least sympathetic animals,” a PETA spokesman said. “We believe that people, where they can be compassionate, should be, for all animals.”

Oh piss off.